I Was Just Growing
Up...
| 01-02 | Yo mamma was a crack-equivalent smokin' ho. ( Level 3 Street Smarts ) |
| 03-04 | You found religion, and are now a loud-mouthed bigot ( -20 Charisma ), |
| 05-06 | Equal opportunity hater ( -20 Charisma ) |
| 07-08 | Fear of insects |
| 09-10 | Arachnophobia ( Fear of actual arachnids ) |
| 11-12 | Arachnophobia ( Fear of the Arachnids ) |
| 13-14 | Xenophobic ( Fear of a random alien race ) |
| 15 | Flasher ( 60% chance at any available opportunity ) |
| 16-17 | Sex Phobia |
| 18-19 | Totally uninterested in sex. |
| 20 | Bi-Sexual |
| 21 | Homosexual |
| 22-23 | Nymphomania |
| 24-25 | General Asshole ( -25 Charisma, Level 3 Hand-to-Hand ) |
| 26 | Ex-prostitute and your pimp is still looking for you. |
| 27-28 | Father was an abusive alcoholic ( -5 I.Q., +5 Intuition ) |
| 29-30 | VERY lucky at love ( 4D4 children spread across the sector ) |
| 31 | Subconscious death wish (-25% Resurrection, and Death's Door is 2 points worse ) |
| 32-33 | Couldn't get laid if you paid for it (-55 Charisma ) |
| 34-35 | You're a M-O-R-O-N ( -35 I.Q., -35 Intuition ) |
| 36 | P.O.'d girlfriend cut it off. |
| 37-38 | Sexually harassed by an Orion. |
| 39-40 | Once met a human named "Chicago" John, vomited severely from his stench (-2Con) |
| 41 | Potential homicidal maniac ( 20% chance to go Suicidal when slightly provoked ) |
| 42-43 | Bookworm as a child (+5 I.Q., +10 Terrestrial knowledge, Full literacy ) |
| 44-45 | Prodigy ( pick any one skill at 15th level ability ) |
| 46-47 | Roll again and reverse. |
| 48-49 | Credit Error ( reduce C.C.I. to -3 ) |
| 50 | You're a stinkin' mutie!! |
| 51-52 | You once had a Ram friend who called you "Coach". Don't know where he is. |
| 53 | A Dane said you were one of the "Chosen" ( +10 to all Vital Statistics ) |
| 54 | A Black Eridani slaughtered your entire family. |
| 55-56 | Suffer from chronic halitosis. |
| 57-58 | Glass jaw ( -25% System Shock in the head ) |
| 59-60 | Cross-eyed |
| 61-62 | Friend gave you 2 expired tickets to the Cyball Championships. |
| 63 | Hermaphrodite |
| 64 | You're immortal ( so you think ) |
| 65-66 | Trivia buff ( Level 3 General Knowledge ) |
| 67-68 | Intuitive ( +10 Intuition ) |
| 69-70 | Good distance aim ( +10 to hit at RB 3 or farther ) |
| 71 | Living impaired. |
| 72-73 | Inheritance of a HAW-4 anti-tank system and Granny's dead cat collection. |
| 74-75 | Inoperable brain tumor ( 5% chance to black out under stress ) |
| 76-77 | Inherited Gramp's estate (Est. Value=5M credits), but the will says you can't sell it. |
| 78 | Got into a wrestling match with a Ram ( Roll on the Ram vs. Human table ) |
| 79 | You're old ( Start at Middle Age +1D10 years ) |
| 80-81 | Live in an exclusive neighborhood, but your neighbors hate you. |
| 82-83 | Met a guy who said "I'm Capt. James T. KiARGGGG" as he was run down by a car. |
| 84 | You have a Circlet of Sensing. |
| 85-86 | Fortune teller said" You will die at the hands of...aach!" ( She had a heart attack ) |
| 87-88 | Good aim ( +10 bonus with aimed shots ) |
| 89-90 | Lost two arms, a leg and an eye in an explosion. |
| 91-92 | Inherited Granny's stuffed body, and you can't dispose of it by the terms of the will. |
| 93-94 | You have a Black Market contact. |
| 95 | A Sau-Bau once spared your life... |
| 96 | You own a mint condition CD copy of the Misfits "Walk Among Us". |
| 97-98 | Orphan with no memories of your first 13 years. |
| 99 | You're a clone. |
| 100 | Suffering from a terminal illness. Have 60 hours to live. Ooops! Should have told you yesterday. |