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I Was Just Growing Up...

01-02 Yo mamma was a crack-equivalent smokin' ho. ( Level 3 Street Smarts )
03-04 You found religion, and are now a loud-mouthed bigot ( -20 Charisma ),
05-06 Equal opportunity hater ( -20 Charisma )
07-08 Fear of insects
09-10 Arachnophobia ( Fear of actual arachnids )
11-12 Arachnophobia ( Fear of the Arachnids )
13-14 Xenophobic ( Fear of a random alien race )
15 Flasher ( 60% chance at any available opportunity )
16-17 Sex Phobia
18-19 Totally uninterested in sex.
20 Bi-Sexual
21 Homosexual
22-23 Nymphomania
24-25 General Asshole ( -25 Charisma, Level 3 Hand-to-Hand )
26 Ex-prostitute and your pimp is still looking for you.
27-28 Father was an abusive alcoholic ( -5 I.Q., +5 Intuition )
29-30 VERY lucky at love ( 4D4 children spread across the sector )
31 Subconscious death wish (-25% Resurrection, and Death's Door is 2 points worse )
32-33 Couldn't get laid if you paid for it (-55 Charisma )
34-35 You're a M-O-R-O-N ( -35 I.Q., -35 Intuition )
36 P.O.'d girlfriend cut it off.
37-38 Sexually harassed by an Orion.
39-40 Once met a human named "Chicago" John, vomited severely from his stench (-2Con)
41 Potential homicidal maniac ( 20% chance to go Suicidal when slightly provoked )
42-43 Bookworm as a child (+5 I.Q., +10 Terrestrial knowledge, Full literacy )
44-45 Prodigy ( pick any one skill at 15th level ability )
46-47 Roll again and reverse.
48-49 Credit Error ( reduce C.C.I. to -3 )
50 You're a stinkin' mutie!!
51-52 You once had a Ram friend who called you "Coach". Don't know where he is.
53 A Dane said you were one of the "Chosen" ( +10 to all Vital Statistics )
54 A Black Eridani slaughtered your entire family.
55-56 Suffer from chronic halitosis.
57-58 Glass jaw ( -25% System Shock in the head )
59-60 Cross-eyed
61-62 Friend gave you 2 expired tickets to the Cyball Championships.
63 Hermaphrodite
64 You're immortal ( so you think )
65-66 Trivia buff ( Level 3 General Knowledge )
67-68 Intuitive ( +10 Intuition )
69-70 Good distance aim ( +10 to hit at RB 3 or farther )
71 Living impaired.
72-73 Inheritance of a HAW-4 anti-tank system and Granny's dead cat collection.
74-75 Inoperable brain tumor ( 5% chance to black out under stress )
76-77 Inherited Gramp's estate (Est. Value=5M credits), but the will says you can't sell it.
78 Got into a wrestling match with a Ram ( Roll on the Ram vs. Human table )
79 You're old ( Start at Middle Age +1D10 years )
80-81 Live in an exclusive neighborhood, but your neighbors hate you.
82-83 Met a guy who said "I'm Capt. James T. KiARGGGG" as he was run down by a car.
84 You have a Circlet of Sensing.
85-86 Fortune teller said" You will die at the hands of...aach!" ( She had a heart attack )
87-88 Good aim ( +10 bonus with aimed shots )
89-90 Lost two arms, a leg and an eye in an explosion.
91-92 Inherited Granny's stuffed body, and you can't dispose of it by the terms of the will.
93-94 You have a Black Market contact.
95 A Sau-Bau once spared your life...
96 You own a mint condition CD copy of the Misfits "Walk Among Us".
97-98 Orphan with no memories of your first 13 years.
99 You're a clone.
100 Suffering from a terminal illness. Have 60 hours to live. Ooops! Should have told you yesterday.